What is square and grey? A grey square.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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