Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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