- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What is funnier than 24 69

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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