- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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