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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

so...um, yeah

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

No

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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