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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Get up Look in the mirror

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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