- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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