- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

penis in the camel

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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