A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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