- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Your Mom The End.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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