What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

hers a joke... japanese people

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Your Mom The End.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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