The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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