- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

your mama so old, shes dead.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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