- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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