- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Women's rights.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Women's rights

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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