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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A woman walks into a bar.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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