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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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