- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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