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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Knock knock.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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