yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I have cancer. And you're next.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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