- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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