- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A hill billy went fishing

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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