- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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