Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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