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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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