- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

YOU

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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