- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Anyone can post anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

knock knock who's there ?

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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