Adam Chebali is awesome

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

black chicken. kfc

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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