Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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all the kids had fun

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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