- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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