Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Q: knok knok A: Im home

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

kieran is a homosexual

Anti Joke

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