Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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I am dyslexic

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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