My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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deez nuts

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Anti Joke

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