What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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