- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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