- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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