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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

race-car = rac-ecar

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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