What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Face...the other white meat!

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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