- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Diarrhea

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A women in the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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