Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What does two plus two equal? 4

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Whats worse than a joke? This

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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