why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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