Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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