- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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