Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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all these jokes are horrible now

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womens rights

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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