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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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