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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

13 =B you just learned something

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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