- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Jimmy Saville

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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