A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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