- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel is a fag

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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