what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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A whole 'nother.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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well use a tissue!

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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