- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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