- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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