lets bomb africa

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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no rasist joks

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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