- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drugs.

I Have a Black Friend

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What's the difference between a duck?

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

the WNBA.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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