Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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