What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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