- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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