- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Chuck Norris is dead......

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Im taking a shit right now.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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