Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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