- Anti Joke

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.