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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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