- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

One, two, three, four and five

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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