How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Who wants water? I do.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

I love pissing people off :P

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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