How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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