- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Golf.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.