- Anti Joke

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

poop.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy at a baseball game....

Knock Knock.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..