- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A fat guy!

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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I like school Said no one ever.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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