- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

you see theres this guy.

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