Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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