What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, yup.

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