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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Caramel Boing.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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