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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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