- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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