Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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