There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Rush Limbaugh

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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poo

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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