Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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