- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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