- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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