knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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