- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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