Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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