What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...