- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A women in the kitchen.

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