What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Anti Joke

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