- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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