Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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womens rights

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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