- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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