- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

YOU

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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