Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

noah is a scrub jungle

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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