- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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