- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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