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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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