How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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womens rights

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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