- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

j.p. is dumb

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What page are you on The gay page.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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