Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What page are you on The gay page.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Take part of what?

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Anyone can post anything.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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