Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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