Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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