You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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