- Anti Joke

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

My peni s

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

My peni s

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

My peni s

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!