Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Anti Joke

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