- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

race-car = rac-ecar

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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