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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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