- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

I had friends on the Death Star.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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