What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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