- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Weaner

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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