- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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