What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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