What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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