What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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I'm Polish.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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