- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

an american walks out of a strip club.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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