- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A guy at a baseball game....

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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