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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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