- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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