I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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