- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

can you touch your toes? no

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

brock has small hands for a small job

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

mmm i love marble bumhole

Why Did the throw up He was sick

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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