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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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