whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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