A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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