- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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