- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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