Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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