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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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