- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

rent a cops

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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