- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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