- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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