Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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