- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A guy at a baseball game....

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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