Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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