- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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