Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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