What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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