Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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360 NO SCOPE

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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