- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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