a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

here's a joke... the american education society

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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