- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A guy at a baseball game....

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??