- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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