A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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