Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What's funny? Women's rights.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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