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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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