Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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The child was fired from his job.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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