What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Granny porn!

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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