The child was fired from his job.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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