Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Allah walked into AK Bar

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Flowers are colors Love me

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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