Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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