Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What stops a train? A missile

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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