Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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