Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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read me write me

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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