- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What stops a train? A missile

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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