How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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An anti-joke

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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