- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

rent a cops

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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