- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

I have read the terms and conditions

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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