- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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