- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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