What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

You just read this ..

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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