There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Tony Romo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

quantum physics?

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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