- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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