- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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