Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Homosexualism is so gay man

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's 9+10? 19

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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