- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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