Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

SHUT UP JP

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Sex

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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