why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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